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Sunday, March 15, 2009

Unjust Desserts, and Bill Gates' Father

Two authors made it to BookTV this afternoon, after Milton Freidman's interview from 1994. They are Gar Alperovitz and Lew Daly, who released "Unjust Desserts", which you'll find at http://www.unjustdesserts.com . I'm agnostic about their theories. I'm not Paul Samuelson, or PT Barnum for that matter. What we focus on are new candidates for Whateverland, words that just buzz around your ears like humming birds, taunting your like.... you get the picture.

Friedman's interview was interesting, a reminder of an age of iron laws of "economics" you heard as our symbolic economy carried us from one bubble to the next. Laws such as big government amounts to socialism and less government is more, leaving free, unfettered markets to build and maintain our standards of better living (as if persons were not the foundation of these actions). My mind wondered as Milt explained how his education was financed-- free, at Rutgers. It made me think about the barriers to entry in so many industries, and whether it's big government that is the cause or the clutch on that problem?

Milt lamented the kind of scholarships that Rutgers gives out now, which are based on need alone and not the testing he went through to finance his leg up.

But the point here are phrases that qualify for entry here in "Whateverland". Friendman wanted to be remembered for, and was more proud of his "consumption function" theory, which he said is technical. Milt's son, a trained physicist without any training in economics, does research at U of Chicago Law School in the Law and Economics "department".

So we need to look into this Consumption Function, in spite of Milt's lucky break at Rutgers that's lead to his strange, dissociative ideology that markets alone (not cashed up players) will do the right thing to improve life in America.

After Friedman, a panel of authors with a few phrases that may just end up in Whateverland as well. "Unearned incremental" returns from society's collective knowledge by those who benefit in any generation, as majorities wallow in their own opportunities, or lack thereof. Quoting Bill Gates senor, the authors spoke on behalf of those B students of Poughkeepsie (presumably not the Bard College or Vassar coeds). While Friedman told his pencil story, marveling at the timber men, carbon-graphic miners, rubber harvesters, and so on; Gar Alperovitz lamented what's inherited from one generation to the next. Not inherited through surrogate's court, or by trusts, wills or estate legal strictures.

Knowledge, and what's taken for granted, such as electricity. And as it turns out, Bill Gates, Sr, Bill Gates, Jr's corporate attorney from the day he quit stacking books in Harvard's library (I did that in a major University-- who could blame him). Poppa Gates apparently has been running around making the point in educated circles (that listen)-- if you had a choice to be born in Africa, as the sharpest tool in village, you would probably choose to be born in America, to live a life as a grinder in an economy of dull stagflation. Perhaps like one of those "B student from Poughkeepsie" Bill junior has been lamenting, some who might go on to graduate from a middle tier Business college with an MBA only to find few jobs for someone with your skill set and attributes, lower salaries than you thought you would command with such expensive training, and a tax rate over around 50% to pay off the liabilities for the lie of the 1990s.

Give a man a fish, teach a man to fish, or let a man swim with the big fish, capturing oil tankers off the coast of Semolina... it's a puzzle, what to do and where to provide those incentives if you achieve the command the GDP of a country by monopolistic business practices that have become the order of the day, isn't it?

Imagine Baby Bush admiring trust busting Teddy Roosevelt? It's like a ghoul's joke.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

HB1's and Bill Gate's B Students in Poughkeepsie, NY and Seatle, WA

Bill Gates, the gifted Harvard drop out with father who is a corporate attorney has been working so very hard, lobbying in favor of manipulating the rules again for those uplifting, HB 1 Visas that have allowed Microsoft to bring in cheap labor to help maintain Microsoft's monopoly position, which has made him the richest man in the world. Bill's is in the news again, but you'll never find Microsoft on record supporting HB1 Visa or not (the silence is deafening, isn't it?), ... and yet, it moves (the Dow).

Bill's "take" on HB1 visas

http://money.cnn.com/news/newsfeeds/articles/djf500/200903101353DOWJONESDJONLINE000651_FORTUNE5.htm




Monday, May 28, 2007

"Spot on!" and "Have at it": does anyone else feel sick?

Does anyone else feel sick, hearing these quaint and cute little phrases on the television and reading them in print? It just does not get any more Whateverland than these two little beautiful buzz phrases: "Spot on"; and "have at it". Is this what America needs, more imported British flair?

That's "spot on" as in Nigel's account of Mr. Pimm's appalling behavior at tea was 'spot on'. My gut churns when I hear some actor who is trying to spread his flair use this phrase on a talk. I think Ben Affleck's giant head comes to mind on the Bill Maher show, as he speaks from his giant, overgrown heart. What is it that makes everyone think it's cute to sound like a 58 year old country squire with a few too many. It's not just corny, it's remote, and seems so out of touch with what is going on in America. In fact, it's just plain aloof. Recently a reporter for the Wall Street Journal used "spot on" in his review of something trivial (the history of the Tom Collins).

Here are a few more examples of the sickening rise of the buzz phrase "spot on":


Then there's "have at it", as in "if you think you can do a better job making the middle east free then 'have at it' GW". I mean, did we wear out "go for it" in the country, because the last time I checked, we were doing just fine with it, without the fake Queensbury buzz. This too is sickening to hear out of some TV personality or actors mouth, or in print.

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Where did it this wave of charming little doodling come from? When did America start rewarding everybody for being so "spot on", leaving "on point" or "exactly right" in the dust. And just when did we become so damn ready to "have at it", and so willing to leave good 'ol "go for it" behind. It's like you wake up one morning in Whateverland, and you find everyone turning a phrase like some cheap PBS imported British re-run featuring a detective, a prime minister, or a butler with so very much to say.

Why are otherwise smart American's so charmed by the outbreak of "spot on" and "have at it" that they repeat these buzz phrases as if they are adding something more than a floppy little decorative scribble to what they have to say? Is Rupert paying everybody to talk like him now?

What's next, long cigarette holders, tea time and ascots?

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Friday, February 02, 2007

Sounds like Bill Gates is feelin like those B Students from Poughkeepsie

Bill Gates made this statement in an interview with Newsweek:
You can go through and look at who showed any of these things first, if you care bout the facts. If you just want to say, "Steve Jobs invented the world, and then the rest of us came along," that's fine. If you're interested, [Vista development chief] Jim Allchin will be glad to educate you feature by feature what the truth is. I mean, it's fascinating, maybe we shouldn't have showed so publicly the stuff we were doing, because we knew how long the new security base was going to take us to get done. Nowadays, security guys break the Mac every single day. Every single day, they come out with a total exploit, your machine can be taken over totally. I dare anybody to do that once a month on the Windows machine.


It sounds like he might be feeling like those B students from Poughkeepsie he was talking about with respect to their competition from China. I guess it just not as fun when it's not monopoly.

Location: whateverland.

Friday, January 19, 2007

And Take Pro Athletes, for example...

What's new in Whateverland?

The talking heads who work for major network media (you'll hear this on CNBC all the time, as if it's such a good point that it cuts off debate) have been spotted comparing (defending) CEO golden parachutes using the following rebuttal:

"we'll look at how much professional athlete make per year..."


So, the guy who drank his way through college, sucked it in for 2 years to get an MBA, and landed in the right musical chair, is like Tiger Woods, Hank Aaron, Wayne Gretsky or Joe Montana.

Jack Welch and Warren Buffett are like a professional athletes.

Are they? Are they like Pro Athletes, or are they more like George Stienbrenner, a businessman, period. Stienbrenner uses the system, and its loopholes, to maximize advantages for his team, which of course benefits nobody more than himself.

So try to remember when you pay higher local taxes for that new local football stadium they pushed through, that CEO pay should not be compared to the pay of the guy who jammed the new stadium through with lobbyists, but rather CEO pay should be compared to the entertainers who run, jump, shoot, block, punch, block and score, with their every move recorded on video for review, debate, discussion and fodder for talk radio circus call in shows.

This is the latest Whateverland...

Monday, November 27, 2006

"Afro-Americans"?

Now, here is a very funny guy between a rock and a very hard place after the stupid, move of a lifetime. It almost seems scripted to walk America through some ill will that has been around since before Abe. But "Afro-American"?

Wasn't that a George Carlin punch-line in 1978?








Sunday, January 22, 2006

Say AMEN Somebody!

"When you look at how the House of Representatives has been run, it's been run like a plantation, and you know what I'm talking about," said the senator.

-Hillary Clinton

LaGuardia spoke 5 languages, maybe more. His father was a professor, a linguist. When he appealed to jews for votes, he spoke Yiddish, having learned it from his jewish mother. When he appealed to Italians, he spoke Italian. He spoke languages he had no connection with. He was a New Yorker who absorbed the various languages of the people, and made his appeals to them they way they spoke.

Hillary went to Harlem, where her husband has an office, and took a stab at it, which echos the sounds of whateverland.

--Whateverman, Quis custodiet ipsos custodies